Why would it not be allowed?

Definitely.

“and it very well could be because I’m too stupid to understand it”

I know we try to avoid stock discussion on Jalopnik after some uniquely tragic analyses in the past, but the Tesla situation just fascinates me. I actually bought Tesla back in 2015 or so, which I suppose could have made me very rich now, but I’m very stupid, so I no longer have it. I also bought some last year, but…

If covid is infecting dicks than I have been wearing my masks entirely wrong.

Wait!

People like this asshole are why I’m under quarantine right now. So fuck you very much, Elon.

This is my favorite version of the Supra...Unmolested, low miles, in great condition equals NP

Just how fast do we need the sons of sheikhs and Russian mob bosses to slam into trees? 

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

My takeaway is that the Changli’s quality is about in line with my Fiesta ST’s after 3 months..

If only you took that 1 minute to get to the 5th paragraph of the article instead.

The worst part of all this is knowing things will get much, much worse as the climate crisis intensifies. So, uh, we should probably do something about that.

Are there any JNCOs large enough for me to fit it in a pocket?

Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

“Red truck good, blue truck bad. Vote red truck.” 

The more I look at this, the worse it gets. 

 Nah, come on.  This is so salty - even by your standards - we can print it all out in color and do speed runs in two directions on it.

Though his demise was tragic, many have seen McCandless as a contemporary transcendentalist in the vein of Emerson and Thoreau.