Why would it not be allowed?

Definitely.

“and it very well could be because I’m too stupid to understand it”

I know we try to avoid stock discussion on Jalopnik after some uniquely tragic analyses in the past, but the Tesla situation just fascinates me. I actually bought Tesla back in 2015 or so, which I suppose could have made me very rich now, but I’m very stupid, so I no longer have it. I also bought some last year, but…

This is my favorite version of the Supra...Unmolested, low miles, in great condition equals NP

Just how fast do we need the sons of sheikhs and Russian mob bosses to slam into trees? 

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

My takeaway is that the Changli’s quality is about in line with my Fiesta ST’s after 3 months..

Are there any JNCOs large enough for me to fit it in a pocket?

Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

“Red truck good, blue truck bad. Vote red truck.” 

The more I look at this, the worse it gets. 

 Nah, come on.  This is so salty - even by your standards - we can print it all out in color and do speed runs in two directions on it.

Fuck that. Read the damn book and do some homework - Mccandless was a dipshit who walked into an unforgiving environment with nothing but a .22, some rice and a ‘spirit of adventure’. He was stupid and died because of it, and the damn book made him so sympathetic - and it discussed his lack of preparedness - that other…

I know my comment sounds mean-spirited. In the end, this was a young man who made a mistake that cost him his life. He can't offer commentary on what people are saying about him any more than Warmbier. 

Or an early death.

How about the rescue people-How much danger do they deserve to be put in needlessly?

Though his demise was tragic, many have seen McCandless as a contemporary transcendentalist in the vein of Emerson and Thoreau. 

The best piece about the whole Chris in the Woods episode was written up in the New Yorker right after it happened and long before opportunists like Krakauer and Sean Penn started to circle the story as interesting.