Not sure where you are getting the “she doesn’t write anything” angle from. She was literally hired as a writer for SNL before she became a cast member.

Jimmy Fallon broke character constantly and was given the #1 late night talk show. Jones is very popular and was sent to the Olympics by NBC.

You had me at "...Ian....shut the fuck up."

How dramatic. “Exhausted” really? I would be over the moon if a lump of shit was running against Trump and had as big of a lead as Biden does. I’m not even American, and even the thought of Trump no longer being President is thrilling.

Like, correct me if you think i’m wrong, but in the context of that speech, it sure sounds like he’s saying:

YUUUUUPPPP. The whole “lesser of two evils” BS holds a lot less weight when your kid is in a cage, or your house is on fire because of climate change, or your father died from COVID (as mine did in April). And if someone doesn’t like it, I don’t really give a shit - just because you’re privileged enough to whine about…

I mean this is pretty typical bullshit from someone who didn’t want Joe but also has done no research about his platforms or policy positions. I’m pretty darn far left, and Biden was very low on my list, but I’m pleased with his positions overall.

Long reader, first time commenter. This article gives off such strong disaffected, well-meaning (?) but uninformed “republicrat” vibes. I’m glad you made your voice heard because worse than a disaffected opinion is none at all, or even worse to keep it to yourself for fear of sparking controversy. Thanks for…

I created an account just to star this comment.

Cool. Now tell us how lawn signs represent the emptiness of his campaign. They say even less and are easier to set up! Shocking! You should write for the Intercept. Greenwald loves this uninformed navel gazing stuff.

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

This must be the worst Kotaku article I’ve personally ever read.

Holy shit this is out of touch as fuck Ian. I wanted Bernie too but lol at the Biden campaign not having any substance. You’re obviously not keeping up with shit, cause there are a lot of progressive social and economic positions be addressed along with climate. The AC island is pretty dumb but get the fuck out of…

Fixed the headline for you.

You know, I would be a lot more on board with Biden skepticism if it was powered by actual concerns and not baldfaced lies like this:

Wow. This is probably the dumbest shit I’ve ever read on Kotaku. And I just read a Kotaku article about how devs should stop putting spiders in games because it scares people.

Hey Siri, how do you unread an article?

All this commentary about not being the other guy is a bit off.

Oh, for... This is a ridiculous article.

The Biden campaign made a cheery and silly Animal Crossing island. It’s neat. It will change few minds (and it shouldn’t) but it’s a nice, silly diversion.

I’m sorry you’re tired (we all are, because Holy Shit this administration) but this whole article is like a festival of…

Biden’s platform includes...