Multiple studies have shown that cyclists break traffic laws at similar rates to drivers. Basically everyone is still a human.

There’s places that put isopropanol in there so you don’t have to? Damn. That’s *fancy.*

They should have hired slime mold to lay out Beaverton, it would have done a better job. In fact, just bulldoze it, rename it Slime Mold, and give it back to the slime mold.

If this whole Jalopnik thing doesn’t pan out, I think you’ve found yourself a new career!

How sweet it is to be told of “the slime mold’s point of view,” and to be told to trust it.

“We are the richest country on earth”

WRONG

We are the country with the richest people. “Typical Americans” have been steadily falling behind the rest of the first world for four decades now.

That’s the whole “wealth inequality” thing. Oligarchy. Rigged system. Unregulated campaign finance. 

I actually disagree in my case, I don’t think Washington has the worst roads. The Alaskan Way Viaduct was a death trap waiting to happen but it’s gone now. I’ve definitely seen worse elsewhere 

lol, I get in pretty deep on the woke urban planning type stuff, but you can tell you’ve gone too far when you get to the “dirt roads are better” crowd

It is Mississippi’s time to shine. Some roads they haven’t updated since the Civil War, the rest they are trying to turn back into the pre-Civil War era roads.

Say, did that woman who went on vacation ever come back?

I did that for a year in my 20s. Seriously. It wasn't as cool as I'd hoped.

That’s definitely the profile of someone who tells it like it is, and doesn’t exaggerate for effect. I’m sure he’s done 40,000 miles without driving...

“He’s spent the past hour alone looking at the taillights.”

“Beat traffic with this one weird trick!”

“This entire fiasco is due to a ransomware attack on the Colonial Pipeline by the hacking group DarkSide...”

What was she thinking that she thought going to the front of the line was okay?

Iron-y.

Now we see what the patina trend has wrought.

I’m not surpsied. I-40 is indeed very heavily traveled and yes, it’s mostly truckers. The last time I drive that route I promised myself to never again use I-40 from Memphis all the way through Arkansas.

I have tried the gentle honk at a stop light and gotten flipped off 3 times now for it

So now I just go around them and I flip them off! Haha! Take that suckers