Alaska’s indigenous population is incredibly diverse. I traveled over much of Indian Country in Alaska for 15 years. And yes,unchecked info does get relayed here. So thanks for confirming.

PERFECT description of rauchbier! 

Why doesn’t EPA just jerk Alabama’s authorization to manage the CWA? It’s not that fucking hard. 

Sounds like a smoked German Rauchbier that tastes like someone lit a Michelen tire on fire and poured the melted rubber into your beer. The only beer I’ve ever spit out in my entire almost 50 years of beer swilling.

FYI. “Eskimo” is the equivalent of the N-word in northern rural Alaska.

It is not technically an affirmative defense. He would have to plead (or be tried) under a guilty but insane theory. The end result being that he gets locked up in a mental health facility where he can’t bond with his white supremacist cell mates. On average persons convicted under a guilty but insane theory end up…

Absolutely possible! Triple is even possible in this insanity. Seattle, quadruple.

Only way I’m going to a Mickey Dee’s for an omelet is if it’s a McRib Omelet.

Perfect. Let he who hasn’t taken an Ambien and done some light shopping cast the first stone. 

I just assumed the teacher was from Kenai (0% black population) when I started reading, but no, Fairbanks. Have a nice summer and hair day, you deserve it. It’s pretty much impossible for people Outside to comprehend Fairbanks unless they’ve been there in February or spent any amount of time out South Cushman.

The Idaho Legislature banned the teaching of CRT in the classroom statewide a few weeks ago. The housing prices in Boise immediately went up 10% across the board and the northern racist enclave of Couer d’ Alene became the hottest property market in America according to USA Today. It’s mostly driven by RWNJ white…

They made excellent guns of the AK-47 variant and still do as far as I know. But the whole hunting thing died out when a generation was not brought up to hunt. Even today if you want to hunt you have to register your gun AND the bullets. At the end of the hunting season you have to account for all the bullets. 

Probably hand in glove with Ceaucescu’s ban on hunting anywhere so he had all the good shots to himself. 

Nearest port is south in Bellingham. Unlikely an overseas RORO shipment would arrive there. Probably went into Vancouver, BC and they trucked it to the closest parking lot south of Blaine. 

My neighbor brought some lovage seeds with her from Romania when she emigrated here 30 years ago. She found them one day in a drawer and threw them in a raised bed. Six years later you can’t kill the things. They completely took over the bed. An elderly Romanian women was visiting and absolutely lost her mind when she…

I consider myself fairly literate when it comes to internet scams. But I got taken by a website that had cloned the hotel’s website where I wanted to stay. I was in a hurry and considered it legitimate. When I tried to change the date of arrival which was promised in the booking I got nowhere. My card company ended up…

I just got back from the liquor store with my tequila. I don’t think the Hornitos Corporation* cares whether I drink their tequila in the mistaken name of independence or to celebrate the Mexican win over the French Army at the Battle of Puebla in 1862. 

Most people associate Oregon with Portland liberals, IPA-swilling neckbeards and hippies in Eugene where meat has been banned from breakfast facilities.* There is a vast expanse of that state that is home to the likes of Nearman. He represents the district encompassing his home town of.... wait for it... Independence,…

This is not a civil damages case. Edwards was convicted in federal court in a criminal case. At his original sentencing, in addition to the ten years in prison the judge ordered $272K in restitution to make up for the back pay owed Smith. The Government appealed that figure to the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals which…

I’ve had Dengue. Release the damn mosquitoes! They are not a native species anyway.