Justine, the legendary bartender at the Marriot up the alley from the Convention Center, has reportedly left. Musk’s tunnel is dead to me.

There could have been a bit more reference to the “White” Album. But whatever. You stranded on a desert island off Tuvalu and you get one album on your phone it’s going to be Stankonia, not some Beatles’ album. “Don’t everybody love the smell of gasoline?” 

In other countries being a prosecutor isn’t just a stepping stone to judge, or politician or highly paid law firm counsel. If you want to be a prosecutor you go to prosecutor school, it’s a career. If you want to be a judge you go to judge school. If you want to be a politician you practice bribing your friends in…

That’s pretty much true. Except the changes in the adminisphere above you can sometimes totally fuck up everything depending where you are on the org chart. I worked for the Bush Administration. The person way up the food chain (like 4 spots down from Bush) was brilliant. Once in a while I had to fly to DC. I’d walk…

I see King Ranch Editions all the time. Then again, there’s lotsa ranches out here in Antivaxxistan with rich ranchers that can get you and me to pay for them come April 15th. 

Try driving an Isuzu Trooper II in Anchorage in the winter. Aside from its beer can recycled feeling and lack of insulation it wasn’t even that good in the snow. So when the transmission went out I felt no hesitation in buying a Range Rover. Night and day in comfort nor could you get the Rover sideways in the snow…

Right about that ego-driven run. Sure Nader saved lives from death by cars, but now we’re all going to die in death by climate. Thanks Ralph.

Of course there’s a toxicology report. Tiger had surgery. They didn’t just wheel him into the operating room and say, “hey hope he hasn’t taken any drugs that could kill him during this operation, let’s cut!”

Drum bun Dacia!

This is literally a tone deaf move. 

It’s all about flexing for the Gram. It’s all they’ve got. We left them a polluted planet, worthless gig jobs, housing they can’t afford, educations they’ll never pay off and masks forever. 

All I want to know is what Pence and “Mother” did to the house at number One Naval Observatory Circle that has required over two months to fix. 

I did not understand the finish. They cut from Vinales winning back to Mir and suddenly there are two Ducatis passing him like his engine just failed or something. That was my initial thought. Did NBCSN show the wide turn? I must have missed it in replay if they did. Guess I’ll go look for a link to it.

An amazing fast food fish tour de force. I had no idea you could get walleye at a fast food place. Walleye is the greatest freshwater fish ever. Pickerel is good too, after you get done picking the bones out of your teeth. I had no idea Popeye’s had flounder. I grew up catching flounder until my cousins showed up and…

Not everyone on here would have the wherewithal to admit they’ve been to a naturist beach. Kudos! 

Musk’s boring company could bore a tunnel under the vessel then at high water explode a few small bombs to make the tunnel collapse resulting in an instant ship channel. It’s just sand. 

The dealership doesn’t care the bikes were stolen. The thieves will be back for accessories. That’s where the money is. 

Denver has a high-capacity magazine ban in effect that has deflected NRA challenges. The difference is that Denver passed their ban in 2003 before the Colorado Legislature then banned cities from enacting high-capacity magazine bans. Fucking NRA wins again. But this is on the Colorado legislature for banning bans.…

Every engineer who wants to design cars needs to wrench on something first to understand some basics. I’ve owned XJs, and they were all engineered very well except for one thing: good fucking luck trying to change the oil filter. Contortionist skills required.  Someone took the issue to heart because my JK’s filter is…

The ultimate HOA.