Seriously, congrats on coming up with the dumbest possible take. This article had nothing to do with how to carry a baby so I’ll assume you’re being ignorant to get a reaction. Here goes...

Right? He’s excited. And young enough to climb up on a counter and get down safely. Let him be. 

Snarking on an IG account just for fancy cheese plates is very on brand for me but honestly, this is the content I want and the content I need.

it’s totally working and i totally love it

I’ve watched every season (no regrets) and happy looks really good on her. You can almost tell the quality of her relationship by her physical appearance. Also Patrick is the wooooooooooorst.

Preachhh. LoL got me through maternity leave. I’m sure my youngest still associates breast milk with British accents and bad behavior. (and really, who doesn’t?)

This!!! I really feel like her style team must hate her. She is never wearing anything that flatters her and she always has the most severe hairstyles. 

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I have worn Tieks as well because I was sick of going through black flats every 6 months...the leather didn’t hold up and they weren’t as comfortable. Now if you’ll excuse me, there is a pair of gray camo flats calling to me...

Seriously, though: I love Rothy’s. They are just flats, you have to look closely to really identify them as a given brand (I guess if you get the ones with the stripe on the back it becomes easier). But GOD DAMN are they durable and comfortable. I have never worn my leopard print Rothy’s without getting compliments…

I’m getting Whitney Cummings vibes.

Keep at it (within reason)! Dining out is a skill for kids that requires practice. And sometimes it goes south and you just have to box the food, get the check, and bail. We usually order fries with our drinks so the kids don’t get crazy hungry and pissed. It was in this past year when my youngest turned 4 that we…

Oh now I get it—you’re an asshole!

Or, you know, on his journey to wellness. But while we’re here, National Suicide Prevention Line 1-800-273-8255.

“As of today, I have never seen a viral Cameo.”

Makes sense. I guess if it’s close enough to the holidays it’s clear that it is a special occasion type of tip and not just an increase in my usual amount (don’t want her to take offense on my next, post-holiday visit). Don’t get me wrong—I love my hair stylist!—but yeesh on the 100% tip. And also, am I overthinking…

Hold on. I pay $120 to get my hair done every 6 weeks and one single person works on my hair. You’re telling me in addition to the 20% tip each visit I should give her up to $120 extra at Christmas?

Does it include a polarizing public figure? Does it have the potential to offend lots of people if we leave out key information? *run it*

Yeah, talk about perfect being the enemy of good. And trust there won’t be a follow up to say the author is, in fact, weeping with joy over the inclusivity of the line. The entirety of the article should have started and ended with the line “That’s fine—a new brand can’t do everything.”

The documentary Hot Coffee should be required viewing! I get so mad when people cite the McDonald’s coffee lady as an example of frivolous lawsuit!!