I can only imagine the shitty behavior Jamie Lee Curtis has been subjected to over the years herself.

Jamie Lee wrote an article on HuffPo in support of her noting that she confided in her a couple years ago (which suggests she didn’t know before then).

She also married her much older agent who

I was not spanked as a child. But if I had I figure it wouldn’t have been more than a finger swat. What I did get, however, was worse, imo. It’s too late to know now, but I might even have welcomed at least some kind of physical contact. After decades my mother still won’t let me hug her. I’m not going to judge Kelly.…

I don’t have the Photoshop skills to pull it off, but I’m pretty sure you could fit a second adult head in the space between her chin and collarbone. Like stick a Jared head in there, have Melania lean on top and you’ve got a totem pole of complicity.

“The congregation responded with standing applause.”

I think both of them are terrible people. Even though Nancy was the victim, wasn’t she recorded on a hot mic being really awful at some Disney parade or something? I always got the feeling Nancy was a real two face, pretending to be all nice to your face and then talking shit behind your back. A Regina George type. At…

OK. I will take the bait, though I shouldn’t: The actresses have built into their contracts that they have to show up to these events. It’s part of the publicity and marketing for their projects. They cannot just not show up. It is their jobs. They are not there for fun. As well, contacts are made, hands are shaken,…

They should have nuked it from orbit with a dna bomb of white people when you left.

There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

A live look at Martha Stewart in Florida

My last office job was 10ish years ago. Three people on my sub department. One left for medical leave for 6 months, so I was doing my job, and her job, and still had time to pick up extra projects. What the fuck was she doing all day? When they didn’t give me a raise I quit. Fuck it.

Martha cares more about people then 45.

Every year the most disappointing part for me is watching everyone doing contortions to defend their fave being in the lineup. Like, they aren’t actually subverting it, their check is coming from the same account as everyone else’s.

Today, I buried a friend of mine, whose girlfriend is one of my best friends. He was one of the greatest men I’ve ever met. He loved my best friend with all his heart, and she loved him back. He was kind, funny, and the life of any party. He was a talented photographer, videographer, and artist. He and my best friend…

Good. I hope they can bury creepy “Uncle Terry” under the god damn prison.

It’s gotten so that anytime I see an actress that falls into the category of “What ever happened to her?” I wonder if Harvey happened.

Good.

ok here goes! now for the real last time i suppose.