The Cargo Sutra?

The wastefulness in accommodating these vehicles has an economic price as well. I have listened to more than one elected city or county commissioner complain about the cost of designing residential and downtown streets to a greater size than necessary because everyone drives these things, usually alone, without any…

Dear nice white women who didn’t vote for Trump, please repeat after me: “Melania Trump is not an avatar for my suffering under the Trump presidency. I will stop projecting. Melania Trump is not an avatar for my suffering under the Trump presidency. I will stop projecting.”

Evening, Jezzies!

Livejournal is tha shiznit. My dudes.

Well I’m offended, because frankly I think “feckless cunt” sounds kind of fun and I’m offended at the suggestion that Ivanka might be fun.

Counterpoint: maroon 5 is garbage, Adam Levine is especially garbage, and if it wasn’t for the stupid ass show that is ‘the voice’ they would have rightfully faded away into obscurity long ago

This is the real America that I’ve comfortably been able to ignore in my liberal bubble until somewhat recently. There are way more trash people in this country than I could have even fathomed.

But what about that pregame ritual where they zoom right tight on an athlete’s face who is intensely feeling the anthem?

I solemnly swear that if I am ever in a restaurant with her, I will order a large glass of cranberry or tomato juice, wait until she’s seated, and pour it directly over her head, soaking as much of her hair as possible.

I am so roused by O Canada, it’s a great anthem. Ours kind of sucks.

I would love a press pass so that I can go in there and shout one simple follow-up: “You’re not answering my fucking question” and then I’d repeat it, until they dragged my ass out.

Days without smoky eye: 24. Wolf really got under her skin with that one. Would that there were a way to apply that dynamic more broadly to change SHS’ behavior—because that one really worked, didn’t it?

There are far too many of us. Population control must be considered. It’s the elephant in the room (no pun intended) that no one is willing to address.

Beginning to feel like humanity should’ve been voted off the island a long time ago.... so long ago, that reference was relevant.

We learned it from watching you Dad.

God, too bad we can’t just bury all the shit that came after 9/11. I wish we could throw away guiliani, ICE, homeland security, TSA, never ending war, it’s all terrible.

“Paula Abdul ain’t shit,” Houston says. “That girl is singing off-key on the record.”