theblackswan
Black Swan
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People who have children should not be permitted to purchase pets around the holidays, especially. The selfish assholes who breed their pathetic genes are the worst. 

I’m cringing really hard over the fact that you don’t wash your face or remove your makeup before bed. That’s disgusting and I don’t know why I’d take your advice. I’m a licensed skin care professional and your skin looks dull and weird.

Uh-huh. Part of your statement is correct but I don’t think you’ve seen anything he’s made since Kill Bill. Your ignorance is astounding.

I love the “underrated” argument because typically whoever makes this statement can’t list any filmmaker who is better. Get over yourself.

Same. I’ve loved her for a long time.

Yeah I’m sure they give a shit about your birthday.

Who are these people?

She and her K-Mart looking photo shoot didn’t do anything for me.

Bad grammar is offensive and I’ll mock it if I want to. Again: We have the internet and people can Google how to correctly speak and type.

Sorry. We have the internet. You can easily look up proper spelling and grammar. There’s no excuse.

This is brilliant. I don’t know why this idea isn’t circulating around more.

A lot of us have been heartbroken by seeing our favorites knocked off that pedestal.

Get out of here with that ish. Witches are real if they practice a certain faith. How about you get that 2 meter stick out your ass?

The Hungry Hounds episode was legit creepy and it also stuck with me.

AFAIK, Hanks hasn’t been accused of anything. I think the poster above was just being sarcastic.

I hope that you find peace. I’m sympathetic to you and I want you to know that your voice has been heard.

I’ve only ever heard rumors about Cruise being gay which isn’t a crime in our eyes but is in the eyes of Scientology. His awfulness towards Katie Holmes and his brainwashing makes me dislike him but I don’t outright hate him. If he were a pedophile then I’d wish the worst upon him.

All the stars. I laughed pretty hard.

Are you slut shaming? Fuck you.

Segall is a reserve sheriff for Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. He used to have a shitty reality show where he and the captain of the sheriff’s office would roll up on the scene after actual cops did the actual work. They’d film them dramatically with ridiculous closeups on Segall’s face while they were in the car only