I described The Wolverine as a character study that every 15 minutes or so would suddenly remember it was supposed to be a summer tentpole action movie. (This was a compliment).

Quitely’s work is easy to spot because everybody looks like a potato.

We need stuff like Lex Luther shaking hands with a baboon as part of a plan to discredit The Daily Planet.

2019 sure has started off with a bang...

Jason Schreier: 3 for 3 on the big scoops in the past 2 weeks. He's on fire

To be fair, he was prevented from visiting the graves of fallen U.S. soldiers when every other world leader did... because of drizzle.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

Imagine getting an invite to the White House and being served the same food you can get delivered to your dorm.

Oooooh, this guy with his fancy leather books and his chilled caviar.

You want common sense asshole?

This is in Ontario, the city in California not Ontario, the province in Canada. (unless you’re on about Canadian insurance laws because she’s actually from Canada but that’s a hell of a drive to make for a con).

A central tenet to the cosplay culture of the last... how many years?

OF COURSE it’s some dude targeting a woman. 

Goodbye Chair 

*sighs*

did I miss something about how she knew exactly which mythical creature was at this camp and how it was hottie Chad? I mean, I don’t recall his name, but he seemed a “Chad”.

It’s literally the last thing in the review. There’s a screenshot and everything. 

When the AV Club was mentioned, Mick should have popped in the room and muttered, “I hate Kinja.”

He’s not masturbating TO flopping disks. WITH floppy disks.