That was the gist I was getting from all that fucking senile arglebargle. Conservatism is a disease.

It was the perfect plan and Clinton would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling Senators!

About a minute in to his time I was sitting there going, “Who poisoned his coffee this morning?” Seriously, he sounded like he needed a tox screen. And seemed completely unaware of the passage of time, he was shocked when his seven minutes were up and Burr had to bang his gavel a few times before that.

“Middle-Finger” sandwiches, with a pitcher of Sangria as a nod to the warmer weather?

Yesss! We’ll tell him it’s totally safe because he’ll approach the sun when it’s down so it won’t be “on”.

In Canada we have a saying; “Where were you in “72". The first Canada/Russia hockey series. Businesses closed, every class in high school televised the games. Russia was involved in that too ... coincidence?

Arrglebargle what? Double damnit! Now I want to call in sick and send you my phone number so we can watch it together. Le siiiiigh. Please Jez, can we have an open thread?

I so want to do this— I was already planning a fake sick day to read a book I have arriving from Amazon today. This would make for a lively second activity. But I have like one stupid meeting in the middle of the day. Dammit!

“working from home”

I’m SO jealous! If I wasn’t out almost all of next week I’d be right there with you! I don’t know how the hell I’m supposed to get any work done in the morning, and I’m in meetings from 8:30 until noon. RAGE!

I’m off tomorrow and watching it, but I believe Comey’s testimony won’t extend beyond what he released today. because of the ongoing investigation.

I have a lot of cases tomorrow, so I’m taking my laptop to court so I can watch it in the side room between hearings.

I bought Maple Bacon popcorn yesterday. It’s delicious!

Weed is all you need.

I am seriously considering taking off tomorrow. why the fuck not

I would recommend keeping things light in case the testimony is a long event (which it likely will be). Mint juleps and peanuts, maybe? Strong and hearty without causing naptime.

wine and vodka

I’ve already told my friends with whom I’m supposed to be going out that I’ve got a stomach bug. Wine and crisps and icecream stocked up.

What a fucked up world we are in when this article made the both of us smile.

There is a channel on our Direct TV that runs the Cosby show and I came home the other day and my girls were watching it and just roaring with laughter—it was the episode where Denise makes Theo the shirt and it’s a disaster. I really struggled as to what to do—it’s a great show, morally right, showcases a wonderful…