He’ll probably resign so he can “spare his family the headache” and blame Hillary forever

So much better.

That’s some next level shit.

Well. At least he’s not the President. There’s that.

That’s going on my Facebook. YOINK!

So.Beautiful. 💧

Girl, you mix your benzos up and you’ll walk around looking crazy af without ever realizing it.... I have a friend, you know... yeah, that’s it,

Vodka, Valium, and tending to the needs of a septuagenarian toddler.

Ah, so Kellyanne and I are getting through this administration in the same way!

She’s 21 in trailer park years.

John Oliver did a bit on this. He said when you see a kid shitting on the salad bar at Applebee’s, you don’t blame the kid, you blame the people who are supposed to be watching him. The GOP doesn’t care because while you are occupied with what’s happening at school, you aren’t paying attention to them enacting their…

Stolen. Thank you.

That is a thing of beauty.

Last night, Colbert scoffed at people who think that Trump has a well-planned strategy: 

For people who like podcasts I recommend today’s episode of Pod Save America. They do a good job of going over why the comey firing is scary, not just as an abuse of power but for our republic.

He can’t bear, even for a second, the idea that he isn’t 100% “the man in charge.” Even in a case where any logical person would try to distance themselves from this mess 45 is like “No, fuck you. I’m the one who made the call. I decided to fire him with no good reason.”

As a white southern conservative I agree with this list, and NPH. Im also one of the few white southern conservatives that has no love for Trump.