After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Not as stupid as my soon-to-be-ex husband, who told his girlfriend to send his Christmas present to OUR HOUSE!!! What a dipshit.

also, people who cheat and don’t use condoms and then get STD/Is are SO DUMB.

Yeah, I’m so confused that multiple commenters are saying this about DV survivors. They’d be using their own phones - more than likely.

Just like Gavin Rossdale neglecting to remember that iCloud syncs to every damn thing

Ah, yes, the eternal frustration of the sheer stupidity of criminals. Unfortunately, it seems that reasonable people tend to avoid things like murder altogether.

D8ng, ding, ding. Who the fuck does that. His arrogance go the best of him.

I’m down to one book per week, after three per week in previous years. Only because I’ve added a new rescue dog and more shifts at work to cover for a staff member whose husband is terminal and started volunteering for a legal aid in a capacity that benefits foster children.

I am sure he has read more but not the type you say in public like The Turner Diaries and The Anarchist Cookbook.

Especially when one of them is The Art of War! And Paul Ryan with his Atlas Shrugged obsession. They’re like a couple of ‘80's college freshman.

Well, judging by the trending topic this morning being #BycottBudwiser, I think most Trump Women got off the reading train a long time ago.

Corruption is fun! I always wanted to live in the Three Musketeers Modern Day AU!

This is pretty much my face after a bottle (or two) of wine. Thanks to that little Stranger Things angel, hearing loss will be my new excuse when my kids are older and ask why my face looks weird.

Sticks and fire pokers? What uncivilized, barbaric nonsense is this? I believe the 21st century equivalent would be legislation through knife fights. Speaking as an American, I demand to see lawmakers’ blood on my laws.

I did not know that detail! That pleases me immensely.

I forgot about that one. Brooks vs Sumner always sticks out in my memory because it was over slavery (Sumner was an abolitionist), Sumner nearly died, and because the idea of a Southern aristocrat half beating a man to death with an ornamental walking cane was just so fucking ludicrous/expectedly Southern.

Poo Sticks for everyone!

Also I need to bring up the fact that Brooks also needed medical attention after because he managed to hit himself in the face on his backswing. It’s the best part.

Brooks vs Sumner. Never forget.

KHALEESI IS COMING FOR DC, BITCHES.