It really is a struggle. If I give up the thought that humanity might be okay, I don’t think all the healthy coping mechanisms in the world would help me. I would be a homeless drunk without a job and only one shoe. I’m serious about that, not even joking.

Okay but why does he look like a young Baldwin in this picture?

What is this and where did you find it?

Hahaha boob boxing. That is amazing.

But shouldn’t we be? Sorry, I am one of those weirdos who still hold out hope that humanity isn’t as bad as I truly think it is.

Change it back! I was only joking about the hate, and I think it is an interesting idea

Since Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl? It apparently ruined many children.

Well, fuck, I sincerely hope that is made up. If it isn’t, I again say that at this point in the evolutionary cycle we should be better than this. And I kinda hate you for putting this in my head.

Yeah, I’m not here for their mommy/boobie fantasies.

From the navel up, the only physiological difference they care about between men and women is that women have larger mammary tissue to house the biological foundation for nourishing infants. Sexualizing that is gross. Yes, I understand that this is 2017 and women’s breasts have been seen as sexual organs forever, but…

I’m gonna need someone to photoshop a response like this from Comey. As in, “I met with my boss today and that fat, balding loser tried to tell me how to do my GD job #millertime #ihavebiggerhands”

Not even just now, though. He went back and told his superiors what happened. He even asked for someone to buffer. It’s insane that they say he did nothing.

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

Thanks. People suck.

I just finished season 3 of Kimmy Schmidt and was so damn excited that Daveed Diggs was in several episodes!

I’m a Broadway nerd, so the Dear Evan Hansen cast recording is on a continuous loop lately in anticipation of that show winning EVERYTHING tomorrow night.

Oh my sweet Jebus.

I think so. Of course, I am a bitter bitch and hate most humans. BRING ME ALL THE PUPPIES.

Not the same one.

I don’t think flagging does much, unfortunately. There is one dude who has had every comment flagged for the past 6 months or so but his racist, misogynist ass still shows up everywhere.