With elementary picture books, at best.

YASSSS

Weird. My crazy relatives are from Mississippi and think he can do no wrong. And no state is redder than MS.

SAME.

Who doesn’t?

Goddamn. This is an important statement. I want to star this a squintillion times.

Neil Patrick Harris.

My friend sitting next to me right now, who is a conservative, would like to add NPH to this list of liberal eye rollers who wouldn’t piss off conservatives. Ha!

No offense taken. I get what you’re saying. But even homophobic middle America loves Anderson Cooper. And Ellen. They can do no wrong, so I’m not sure this was harmful.

I can’t top the gif queen. Yours are always so damn perfect. Fuck.

It’s what I’m here for. It’s what I do. You give me art and mythology, I wake you from naps.

I disagree. This looks more like Valium and vodka to me.

The pundit on CNN is not having it. He has been on every single half hour reminding everyone that a sitting president has only one time in history fired the head of an investigation on himself. And we all know how that turned out. Every single half hour show.

Me: TRUMP JUST FIRED COMEY?!?!??

Everyone needs to read this!!

His is the book I have probably bought the most copies of. I keep recommending it to people and they borrow it and never give it back. But I’m okay with it because everyone needs to read this!

Lamb is SO DAMN GREAT.

I just finished The Hate U Give. Read it in one sitting. Couldn’t put it down. So fantastic.

Bobby, you sneaky little fuck, I adore you.

The fuck did I just read