YEP

But he’s def a horcrux, right? Nobody looks the same age for 25 years without some dark magic involved.

No no no. It isn’t because they just now need it. It is because they just now UNDERSTAND IT.

I am a huge fan of Scott Brick and his audio books. Jurassic Park was especially amazing.

I bought the Eyeko FAT eyeliner the other day and am obsessed. This is the easiest liquid liner will ever be and now I can’t go back to anything else.

I mean, I would be if I were him. He’s living the good life and his legacy is improving every day right now.

Obama is probably somewhere wearing flip flops and laughing like a mofo.

The spirit that was working him got broken off?!?!??? The fuck kind of noise is this.

You know Ryan is going to take the brunt of the blame. He pushed hard for this to be the first major piece of legislation because he thought it would be a slam dunk, and then other policy changes could happen for Trump easier. But it wasn’t a slam dunk. It was a disaster. Chances would have improved if they had waited…

True. I simply meant the bitterness and disappointment in a candidate who lied to them. But you are right in a much bigger way.

Oh, come on. That’s like a candidate promising free pasta for life for everyone in the US twice a week provided and paid for in full by Italy. Not even the dumbest fuck can get angry when that doesn’t happen. Humans are stupid, but I can’t believe that most people seriously thought Mexico would pay for this stupid gd…

They won’t be voted out. Have you been paying attention? This fucking guy got voted into office because people wanted this. Millions and millions of voters wanted this. I wish you were right; sadly, I think not.

You know, walls don’t just keep people out. And I bet the Berlin Wall was pretty to look at in the beginning, too.

This is like “he was running from the cops wearing a pair of BOGO shoes from Payless.” Kinda basic and such a weird thing to say.

“driving a Volvo while drunk.”

I have already chosen 28 things to get from Ulta. They do a really great job every year choosing items that people are obsessed with. Can’t wait!!

I didn’t remember this until after my marriage was over, but my grandmother told me once that “love” is a verb. It isn’t a noun. It isn’t a thing you feel or a thing that makes you happy. It isn’t a feeling at all. It is a thing you DO. You don’t always feel love, but you must LOVE.

This has been a hella shitty week

Oh it isn’t you, believe me. I have. Even in my “new city” for several years. It is super hard to break in. I have learned how to dine out, drink, and go to movies alone. And have met friends doing the same things by themselves!

Making friends as an adult is hard, especially if you are in a new city. You basically have to force your way into a well established group of friends. Even if you are trying to connect with just this one person, she probably already has a group and is trying to figure out where or how you can fit in. My advice:…