Why would you even

I would take ambassador to Italy in a fucking heartbeat. All the wine and pasta I can eat, beautiful cities, lots of history.... he is obviously an imbecile.

This. THIS. Why not blame some rando, indeed.

That already is us, love. But yeah, the same city would be amazing for a change. :-)

I know. This is exactly what I have been saying to myself. But I honestly don’t think she intended to hurt me or be malicious. I think she was being impulsive and immature, which isn’t an excuse and isn’t really better in the grand scheme of things.

It was like drunkenly arguing with her boss (who I also know and have to interact with) over social media, with me sitting right there telling her not to do it because she would regret it. Two days later, she realized I was right and decided to try to save face by claiming that I stole her phone while she was drinking…

I know. You’re right. I know you’re right. But losing my only damn friend in this religious, conservative, misogynistic southern wasteland isn’t something I look forward to.

Yeah. Same. I’m exhausted from it. Let’s nap, under fluffy blankets with puppies snoring nearby?

Thank you!

No, you’re right. I think she didn’t realize that it would affect me this much even if I found out. Truly, if I had done the same to her, she probably would have shaken it off. And in her defense, she was in quite a pickle and needed a way out. Sadly, I would have gladly offered my services had she only asked.

You know, when your friend fucks up and accidentally hurts you, an apology is appreciated and you might be weird for a while but you eventually get over it.

Jesus Christ, people. I know it is Christmas and everything, but please remember that your immature children aren’t special snowflakes and PLEASE STOP LETTING THEM COMMENT ON ADULT CONVERSATION. The comment section is bad enough on a good day.

I mean, I get it. Imagine how much better other shitty movies would have been if there were more realism during the filming.

This is my favorite comment. It’s just... Perfect.

I just learned how to dougie.

Could be because of this, which came out recently and has over 55 million views. Most of those are me, but still.

How anyone sees anything other than blue and brown is beyond me.

Also I don’t think Trump can read and has no use for a library.

Shit cherry on a shit sundae. I completely get that. Here’s hoping it gets better :-)

I think so. This is one of those majors that isnt terribly difficult to find a paying job but the pay is shit. It’s okay. I want him to be happy! But you know what I’m saying.