I love the euphoria physics engine.

Jacksonville is going to change it up by putting Rob in charge. That guy is basically a North Florida elemental.

Have some respect for the workout and call the exercise by its real name: hanging seizures.

how soon we forget

I love it for what I do with it. It’s so light a buddy and I can clean lift it up into the bed of my truck without a ramp. the tank is only about a gallon but you get 60mpg no matter how hard you are on it. It’s great for life as a small trip city bike with the option to go a little off road. I made a cargo rack out…

Got this beauty for $35 at Walmart. It is a beacon of joy.

It’s going to be a really awkward day at the Food Network when she cuts her finger during filming and Jeffrey smothers her with a pillow.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Artisanal coffee is bullshit, but cheap coffee is ass. There’s a bell curve, with the top being good stuff you buy in a grocery store. Rule of thumb: if you’re paying more than a dollar an ounce, you’re buying bullshit; but if you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass.

Thoughts on the Rumble Ponies? In case you’re wondering, that thing is running through him because he is a carousel pony. Also, as a mascot he appears to have broken off the shaft and transformed it into a melee weapon. He also has boxing gloves, because he is ready for a fight. Lot to unpack here. I would expect…

Quick, Draw! is stupid and it should be ashamed of itself.

Does Fisher have video of the Rams owner with hookers or something?? There is no other reasonable explanation as to why he is still the HMIC (head mustache in charge)

His higher consciousness became just self aware enough to realize he’s on the Browns and now he’s glitching out Westworld-style.

I am the browns quarterback

I would think Aikman football. maybe BUCK AIKMAN FOOTBALL!

The “product” has really declined this year

I largely stopped watching tv after having kids. It hasn’t made me thin or smarter. It has made clueless during watercooler conversations. Basically, stop watching tv if you want to be your dad.

I think the message here is that if you only manage to hang 10 on the Bears, you better make sure your resume is up to date.

Oh, these things. The mini-SUV craze that gave us deathtraps like the Suzuki Samurai and such. At least these were a little more stable... sort of.

I have a Scion xA, and I love that little thing! It helps that I bought it because it is a fantastic car for city driving. It’s not a powerful car, but my driving needs are pretty much just something with good gas mileage (because I resent having to take time to stop at the gas station. I also resent having to take…