thebiquarterlywank
Tim Allen Noises
thebiquarterlywank

What’s sad is that in the US we are so jazzed about a ONE WEEK vacation while elsewhere in the world people take 3-6 weeks off at a time. :(

this actually sounds very easy to pull off and i’d probably do it to earn a little side money. everybody go subscribe to my new youtube channel “check is in the mail gaming”

“Ya know, most people don’t know this, but ya take a horse and ya add a stray whisker here and fang there, and in no time at all you got yourself a really big cat. It’s pretty much what He-Man rode around on, but I’m not quite sure about those fur shorts. The key to good animal husbandry is proper ventilation.”

Why can’t I get Canada on my Mac version? Also, god damnit I love this game. I tend to throw on some Dan Carlin Hardcore History and settle in for ten hours of Mongol domination. I wish I wasn’t at work now and could play civ instead.

Looks ripped straight from the Oregon Trail

Read the Southern Reach Trilogy. Not just Samer, everyone, read dat shit!

I don’t know, this one just slayed me.

I think that phenomenon is called “Mission Creep.”

I think living by myself has turned me slightly feral.