JESUS IS REAL

oh my god, i remember *so clearly* the moment my mom and i tried a sample of them at walmart when they first came out. we were all, oooh, yummy! these are so great! let’s go buy some! we got maybe halfway to the chip aisle and then both of us, BAM, just stopped in our tracks and turned to each other with a look of…

I am trying to not scream. Jezebel, while I appreciate this report, I’m wondering why Nestle and other monoculture brands are let off so easy. It’s not just palm oil, every monoculture farm causes masssive habitat loss and these big industrial farms mistreat their workers.

They’re harder to actually find and buy now because of all the press those reviews got, but I still buy them in bulk for my free candy dish in the office. Fuck these moochers up in here.

The plant these are made at is only about 45 minutes from where I live. The place is really nice, it has a store up front (way too busy all the time though) and a chocolate fountain that is actually pretty gross with its plopping chocolate sounds. However you can even look out into the plant to see then making the…

Old guy who grew up in the Bay Area checking in....

When BART first opened, a group of pranksters got on one of the first rides under the bay. They put on scuba gear and wore safety vests that said “BART UNDERWATER RESCUE TEAM”.

My aunt was on BART halfway across when the Loma Prieta earthquake happened in 1989. Wisely, no one informed the passengers until power was restored and they were allowed to move on to the station. Ugh, always think about that when I take Bart to the East Bay....

I live in the Bay Area and take BART everyday. It goes under the Bay, and every time we stop in the tube, I suddenly become aware that I’m underwater and wonder what would happen if the tube was suddenly breached.

(1) maaaaybe “seems like a decent guy” isn’t the best way of determining who is and isn’t a sexual predator

There’s charming and then there’s hustling. Some people really are charming, but once you’ve met the genuine article, it’s easy to spot the grifters and hustlers.

I’m gonna do my damned best to shine the light of blackness upon this gray comment. I wish I could give you more than one star.

Besh, please.

Life imitating art imitating life...

The thing about the former presidents, from either party, is that I never doubted they loved this country.

I think Dubya loves Michelle. See; how he was trying to get her attention at the inauguration and the 100% pure sunbeam his faced turned into when she saw and smiled at him.

Sidenote, the Obamas and the Bushes are consistently adorable with each other and it warms my cold heart.

Yep, this is bottom of the barrel, desperation stuff. I think he’s going to start talking about UFO’s and Roswell soon.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

How the meaning of words changes: