I saw it with my bestie and when she sang Piece by Piece, bestie absolutely lost it because that song is basically her life.

Have you checked out many of her covers? She’s been taking 1 fan request per concert for the last several tours, and they always wind up on YouTube. I’m pretty fond of her Brandi Carlile cover:

I doubt it. If there was ever a guy who would want to share secrety secret super super secret info as a way to impress people, it would be Trump. Even if the only thing he said was “I know things. I know lots of things. Let me tell you. Let’s just say there are more than one type of illegal ALIENS out there. I know.”

The vast majority of them are some form of Christian or another. They’ve been raised to believe their credulity is the biggest and best quality about them- their core belief is they have to believe that a dude was sacrificed by his own dad to remove any personal responsibility they have for their own shitty thoughts…

Concerns about temperament are exactly why I only adopt adult dogs. People think that they will end up with a dog that is easy to live with if they raise the dog themselves, and buy a breed whose “personality” fits their lifestyle. But the truth is that breed personality types are stereotypes. And the breed specific…

Spoiler alert: responsible breeders don’t sell their puppies to puppy stores. A pet store puppy is a puppy mill puppy.

Girl you went back to acting to get health insurance?

Wow, a “making it all about her” and a “not that I’m slut shaming, but I’m slut shaming” combo. Impressive, Mayim.

And Martha Plimpton spit fire in response:

with the number of personal accounts of people warning other people about Weinstien coming out, it seems to me like it’s not the fault of anyone not saying anything about him, it’s that nobody listened or took them seriously.

Oh, Angel; you’re back again. Now...

You nailed it!

How is Tina Fey saying that line? I have never seen it and having seen it now I imagine her singing along to “Night Moves” by Bob Seger, “Working on our night moves,” becomes “Working on my night cheese.”

> Chris Pine has Guardians of the Galaxy, Star Trek TOS reboot, Jurassic Park reboot, Lego Movies if they make another Emmet movie, Horrible Bosses and Jack Ryan if theres another Ryan movie.

Wow Wonder Woman and Gal Gadot brings out all the idiots who are sore over girls ruining their comics, given the response you got to your comment (I won’t be replying directly to them).

Ok seriously, what’s with Whitney (the author of this post, not Houston may she RIP)? The non holdingof the celeb names is sort of annoying but ok, but I had honestly no idea this was Dirt Bag and scrolled past it. Why not just have a “Dirt Bag” mentioned on top as usual?! Sorry for being Grouchy McGrouchyface, carry…

Michael Moore,

Yeah, I feel like, giving instructions is hard. Because you probably feel like, “Oh the way I do things is intuitive.” But then you ask someone to do something and they do it TOTALLY differently. So you learn to be more specific. If I were to write out how I do daily tasks it prob looks nuts to people, and I am a slob…

https://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY?tag=splinteramzn-20&ascsubtag=2db0c96b521f0480f5dd9f9cc34ff8e8a2de24a0&rawdata=[r%7Chttps%3A%2F%2Fsplinternews.com%2F[b%7Csplinter[p%7C1819132598[au%7C5876237249236177261
Every time I read this Amazon review I wind up shaking with laughter. Every. time.

I grew up in Santa Rosa, and this is so wholly devastating. My childhood has burned up. While my home wasn’t destroyed, homes of good friends and loved ones are completely gone, and the fires are still not wiped out.