Honestly, this is a genuine question - what do you have against bolding the names of the celebrities in Dirt Bag?

I think I’d look like Mrs Potato Head, with my high waisted pants pulled up under my hoop earrings.

Selma Blair is the real life version Mary Louise Parker in Weeds who I think consumed a franchise worth of ice coffee over the shows run.

Even button-down shirts look bad on me. I’m short and short-waisted with large bosoms. I always end up looking pregnant in button-down shirts. I also remember my bitch of a 4th grade teacher telling my mother I should wear button-down shirts to hide my developing chest so the obnoxious boys would stop trying to cop a…

Never forget:

Peak Heigl style.

yes. this is an accurate take. she always looks styled in a way that makes her look older and just very dowdy

Adopting isn’t just like the stork dropping a homeless infant off at your doorstep so you can smother it with love, you know. There’s a lot more to it than that. People who go to great lengths to have bio-kids aren’t just self-centered shitbags that want to create something in their own image. They might be realistic…

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

I just want to say, thank you for titles dirt bag as dirt bag again. It’s probably been this way for awhile, but I just noticed today and am forever grateful. I hated missing out on the gossip but was so hesitant to click on a hedi and Spencer post thinking, “maybe it’s a dirt bag?”.

Three West kids is way more environmental stress than three regular kids, not to mention three European kids or three kids from almost anywhere in Africa or South America. But, um, OK.

Good. I know he only did it because he will be in a tough reelection next year. But whatever, he managed to do the right thing for a change.

Wow, a reasonable politician who made a well thought out decision in a calm, respectful way. I am super stoked to see this still happens.

Good news are so rare these days.

Also, just realized what your username is. Perfect. Great song, great musician, RIP Big Man.

That farmer line is one of my favorites!

That’s why I don’t click the links. Things are more poignant when they just hang in space like twinkly non sequiturs. And context would only distract from the important questions, like whether it should be an unfinished wood frame and how you would secure the ear chunk. Like, instead of a pushpin, you could stake it…

Remember that time that Tim Allen got busted for drunk driving?

All In The Family, or “Archie Bunker” as Tim Allen calls it (he may be thinking of the spinoff, “Archie Bunker’s Place”) was a cultural force because of Norman Lear and how it held a stark light up to outdated bigoted sentiment in the face of the cultural revolution of the late Sixties and Seventies.