here’s hoping he chooses the wrong grail, and gets turned into a stop motion skeleton.

Yes. Or at least I think so. I’ve recently become unnervingly fascinated with this phenomena, and if you go through and look at the accounts that RT and Fav, a lot of them are like @DeplorableMomLuvTrump030294098, they all have similar bios with nothing but #Deplorable #ChristiansLoveTrump (and for some reason a TON…

He looks like Lifetime Brand Dennis Quaid on the screengrab.

Could the Olsen twins have been far ahead of us in their quest for mastery of a Baba Yaga aesthetic?

Never a bad time for my favorite photo.

You leave Raylan Givens out of this

The number of people who care more about shallow symbols of patriotism than actually trying to make the country better is depressing as shit.

So you love the flag, but don’t really give a flying fuck for what it stands for?

I don’t think that’s fair ... teen pregnancy is incredibly down, which is a huge indicator of the use of protection. Just making stuff up doesn’t explain anything...

Tempted to change my username to Neil Gallagher now!

I’m DYING over here at “Neil” Gallagher...it’s Noel! ;) I’m not making fun of you btw...I know it was a typo, but it make me laugh hysterically.

My desire to see him locked up is 100% based on him being a predator.

Whatever, BRYAN.

That’s his “This could have been us, Rachel, with you holding the camera, but you playing.”

Look at Peter with his pup buddy!

Make sure you call your Congresspeople about PR! They have no one to speak for them, so we have to let our voting members of Congress know that we care about Puerto Rico.

Her dumb what?

Me at the Catholic classes prior to marrying my Catholic husband: “So if I convert, can he have a full mass at his wedding? Part of my family is Catholic and I’ve been interested in learn-”

The Priest: “No.”

Super welcoming.

Okay, so I do ‘your’ for ‘you’re’ all the time because stupid thumbs, not thinking, too fast, etc. ... So I get it, you likely know the difference, but if you only use two words to insult a person’s intelligence, maybe make sure your grammar is on point.

Katie Holmes said something similar when she started dating Tom Cruise. I’m paraphrasing but it was something like, “I can practice Catholicism and Scientology at the same time. Both religions are welcoming!”