Ah, yes, the logical woman. A mysterious, hard-to-find creature, explains the man between lies.

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

....she’s only 14?

Coming here to say the same thing. You know what makes a body good, acceptable, etc.? Its owner thinking it’s those things. Age, gender, and anything else have no place in the conversation.

Rosie O’Donnell’s statement sounds like she’s mourning an acquaintance. Like damn, Michelle Rounds was the person you promised to love and is the other mother of your child. Divorce is a motherfucker.

The worst thing about the Instagram and selfies craze is that I have to also see people’s bathrooms.

one of the reasons that i love my husband is that kelly clarkson is probably his biggest celebrity crush. not just because she’s physically adorable, but because he digs her music and loves to sing along, and she’s excellently feisty.

I have muted more people on Twitter lately than I have in a few months. Fucking assholes whining about her writing a book AND THE GALL THAT IT IS ABOUT HER. I mean, seriously. No one is forcing you to read it.

Meanwhile, whenever I’m listening to the audiobook (in the car), I consistently tear up. Perhaps it would be…

I’ve met Gaga twice-ish and she is super, super tiny (and also absolutely gorgeous). The reason she usually looks much more “sizeable” is that she’s usually wearing massive sky high stilettos, wild outfits, and big wigs.

THANK YOU.

I made the mistake of listening to the Hamilton Soundtrack for the first time while I was at work. I was like “I know how this ends, WHY AM I SOBBING AT MY DESK?!” It was so embarrassing.

THE ORPHANAGE! You are not alone, my Internet friend, you are not alone.

It was a nice joke and not unethical at all. I am saying this AS A JOURNALIST. If you listen to the podcast —- this is just bullshit. She’s a private citizen, she was joshing Ezra, and why can’t she take him to fucking Hamilton? If Obama made this joke, it would be endearing!

“Stronger Together” is not inclusive?

CANNOT listen to “It’s Quiet Uptown” either for same reasons, but I also skip “Say No to This” because I just cannot say yes to that song.

Does Trevor Noah make anyone else want to zzzzzzzz take a nap?

- Get better, Gaga!

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

“They’re the best friends I’ve ever had. Nobody in my life has ever stood by me more.”

Just a small correction: You mention that he is now five years into his sentence, having been sentenced in 2012, but 2012 was actually 97 years ago.