“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”

If you get antenna tv, you can watch Good Times, Johnny Carson, and a ton of old movies. Of course you also get the weirdest ads imaginable. “I’m a plumber and I have to get out of the house fast!” (huh? that was the extent of the sentence.) I was watching a Cary Grant/Ingrid Berman film.

There’s a lot of good broadcast TV around in the last 10 or so years (and I won’t even expand that to include my much loved Firefly). Just to name a few: Brooklyn 99 is pretty good at making a slightly more keyed up Barney Miller vibe. The Goldbergs presents some good nuance even if it is a family comedy. Scrubs was…

Honestly, she saved Nick and Jess for me. She’s fab. And I am forever pissed that we missed her interacting with Jeff Lewis. Dammit, Bravo Gods!!

I know, what an excellent choice of words he made in that statement. I’m so impressed that he took this opportunity to eloquently remind everyone just how terrible it is to haphazardly and unfairly target a group of people who are already amongst our most vulnerable. It’s much bigger than just this set of stupid…

Current military commander here with a not open, but not hiding trans member in my command. My direct message to that person:

Yup. We in the military have an obligation to refuse orders that are “immoral, illegal, or unethical.” If Adm. Zukunft believes that the orders he is being given to discriminate against his service members violate that criteria then he can absolutely push back on them.

Trump is an empty, grease-stained McDonald’s bag borne aloft by a stray breeze. He cannot control his direction, and his current height is due to the vagaries of chance. I guess the point I’m driving at is, he is literal garbage and his garbage-ness is so fundamental to his being that I don’t think he can actually…

This is a perfect, platonic example of how a principled leader should act. Plus, the “her family is the Coast Guard” part...That should be an example to us all.

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

This is what happens when non-politicians take over. They have no f’ing idea how any of this works. This idiot didn’t even know his financial disclosure form would be..disclosed.

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

I’m 100% sure the reason we don’t see Palin around is because she got too old to appeal to her base. #ItIsAboutRepublicanBoners

WHY ISN’T THERE ANYTHING ABOUT NORTH KOREA’S MISSILE LAUNCH???? IT WOULD FIT IN RIGHT BELOW THE THING ABOUT TOM CRUISE’S BREATH!!!!!!

Because this is the daily celebrity gossip article? Just a guess.

In one of the seasons of the apprentice there’s a soundbyte of him saying “I’m a dictator”

“They kidnap. They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims,” he said. “They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives. They have transformed peaceful parks and beautiful quiet neighborhoods into bloodstained killing fields. They’re animals.”

It’s still going! My girlfriend takes the casual carpool in every day from Oakland.

I did and a week or so later his profile was gone. Scared the shit out of me. I understand many people have had good experiences with the app, but with hotels there are established regulations and policies that make me feel much more at ease about occupying a stranger’s space.