My bf just started a history class at community college, and the book he had to buy for it is titled “Don’t Know Much About History.” GOD the song is going to be in my head ALL QUARTER LONG!

Also including the 1-877-Kars4Kids song, which really gets in your brain.

I doubt she is buying in an association, in monetecito the only places with HOAs are condos. She’s looking at an estate that is probably larger than my college campus. But the part about everyone being awful is 100000% correct.

Edwina’s story could’ve been interesting, but you would’ve had to rewrite Thomas Cullinan’s entire book. This was a white guy, in the 60s, writing an erotic thriller about a bunch of cloistered women during the civil war. This was not great literature nor the best vehicle to describe the black experience of that time…

WASPs are the first to bitch about this and the worst offenders. I have worked for nonprofits whose boards included people named (first names) Pennington, Harrington, and Tweed. And then there all the southern white women I’ve known who were named after their dads, like Jonice, Donice, Clydette, Earlene, and so on.

I don’t know if individually they’re the weirdest but Jamie Oliver’s kids win as a group:

I also think the media only reports on her “diva ways.” You aren’t hearing anything in the media about her moving tribute to a mega fan who died in the bombing in Manchester, or the fact that she took her nephew under her wing after her sister fell to prostitution and drugs and put him through Harvard Law School (and…

So, the man I was dating before I came to the Caribbean seems to have dropped off the face of the earth, which...fucking sucks. On the bright side, I fucking love my office, the weather is incredible, I get to travel to other islands for my internship, and the rum is SO CHEAP. And tampons are $5 US for a box!

Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty. That beats everything.

I’m a big singer-for-every-little occasion too. When I come home at night I sing, “I know what dogs want...I know what dogs like...Dogs like! Dogs like! Dogs like ME!”

I just don’t see how his condom use is relevant to the donation of money to a valuable clinic. Like... who gives a fuck whether or not he is or isn’t using condoms? Besides maybe the mothers of his children, IDK.

It’s the Republican “everything he did was fine until he came for me and mine” logic.

Why do I get the feeling that this is largely based on Trump hitting on Mika repeatedly years ago and being turned down?

Just remember, folks, Trump was always like this. The White House put a magnifying glass on his behavior, but this is who he has always been. During the campaign, he showed us exactly who he was yet 63 million people voted for him anyway.

He called me to stop a National Enquirer article. I said no!

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

i’m thinking that she remembers what happened, WB’s and her own team’s investigation showed nothing wrong, and this is her way of trying to gtfo as quickly as possible due to embarrassment

When I heard about her behavoir on a movie set somewhat recently I was over it, there comes a point when it stops being funny, she’s not a diva, she’s an asshole.

I know a lot of people around here worship all things Mariah, but it seems like everything around her is a big production and she must just be exhausting to gave to deal with, especially if you are one of the little people.

I was hoping there would be something about David Foster and Kris Jenner in this dirtbag so I could post this flow chart. It’s really a thing of beauty.