I have to say, I’m glad this is getting called out because honestly this shit is so low-level I can’t even believe anyone is noticing.

That’s such bullshit that Ramona thinks the info dump was what broke up her marriage. Potentially it was embarrassing and invasive, but the blame lies with them. Mario cheated on her and had clearly lost interest. Be mad at him. Be mad at yourself if you did things too.

maybe I am a little conspiracy theory paranoid (don’t mean they’re not after me!) but I wouldn’t get into it with a Rothschild

My husband needed Icelandic yogurt for a recipe and we had to buy this giant tub because they don’t carry regular size cups of anything but Greek yogurt in fifteen different packages anymore. What the hell, QFC?

My kid likes Stonyfield brand if you can find that its pretty good and on the healthier side.

Fuck you, he was right if that’s what he did.

Not sure of your gender based on your user name, but its one drink a day for women, and two drinks a day for men is considered moderate drinking. Of course, a “drink” is based on serving size, which is something people should know and be aware of (5oz of wine is a serving, FYI). The CDC has some great info, but…

That’s about the size of it at my preferred greengrocer as well.

So many of my eating habits are controlled by my reflux! Fried food, soda, and sugary desserts all do a number on me. My system wants a low-fat, low-carb diet. Reflux is probably saving my life.

I detest Greek yogurt. I basically buy the store brand which only comes in vanilla or strawberry. 99% of the rest of it is greek.

My kids ate brownies for breakfast today. I’m like....it’s pretty much a granola bar anyway. But most flavored yogurt is WAY too fucking sugary, even for me.

White wine is the drink of choice for a huge number of middle-class women with addiction. It’s a misconception that you have to be downing vodka to develop alcohol addiction.

THIS. The Wine industry fucking disgusts me. For years whenever I travel I see post cards that say “if only there was wine,” t-shirts at stores say shit like “the only thing getting me through the day is wine,” and its you can see it in TV, Movies, etc as if being an alcoholic is acceptable because life is hard.

Mom? Holy shit. That was my mom’s name, too.

“Yoplait: Yes, this is essentially candy that you can pretend is healthy, so just say ‘fuck it’ and reach for one in place of a Snickers”

This is the brilliance of the Jared character: he is always, always, surprising everyone.

I don’t understand the IG post. Debra Messing took the photo and they were at the wedding together. See the next photo (below). What am I missing?

Don’t worry. The season premiere for BALLERS is right around the corner. Your appetite for meaningful parts for women will be satiated. /s

If you don’t have a bacterial infection, Vaseline works just as well, and won’t contribute to the rise of antibiotic resistant bacteria.

It isn’t so much that you become immune to it. You’re a homo sapiens, and Neosporin is an antibiotic ointment. It’s not bad for you, per se. The problem is that the staph bacteria that inhabit your body can become immune to it. And that’s a problem.