It sounds like a horrible amalgamation of Detroit and Chicago thin-crust.

When I think thin-crust pizza under no circumstances does pizza hut come into mind. Pizza hut doesnt make pizza they make a bullshit fake product that somewhat resembles Pizza.

Sounds like Chicago style thin crust.

Then you are 10 times the asshole than John Hennessy is. You think what he’s done is worthy of him dying? Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Just say you don’t like him, it’s not that hard.

It is exactly the same as the Chicago-style my in-laws in Chicago eat.

That “party style” cut is an absolute abomination that haunted me through my undergrad years in Chicago. WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE SO MANY PIECES WITHOUT CRUST? DURING PHYSICS LECTURES? WITHOUT NAPKINS?

It’s because he repeats himself and talks as if he’s thinking about everything for the first time as he says it. Normally they’d paraphrase or edit it for clarity, but Jalopnik wants him to look like a jackass.

Geez Torch, you don’t come off sounding like an asshole at all in this article.

It did edit. One of Kinja’s quirks is it usually doesn’t show edits to the editor for a few minutes. When I first made my comment, I wrote Moata. I’m glad my edit went though too :)

My point was delivery confirmation as a whole, not just Amazon packages. You obviously didn’t read my comment.

https://flex.amazon.com/

Yeah, seems like a dumb tactic to use on a company that probably has some of the most advanced logistics technologies available to them. Maybe Amazon is just putting up with this until they can completely replace carriers with their own drivers.

Happened to me a few times.

I’ve noticed that more and more of my Amazon deliveries come from their Amazon Flex gig employees now. On the upside, they’re still out delivering until 8 or 9 pm, so I usually get what I want the next day even with Prime. On the downside, those gig economy jobs suck. But on the upside, it’s super convenient. But the…

I’d be shocked if they had GPS, but multiple deliveries made to multiple addresses in a very short time frame would suggest some shenanigans to me. It’s hard to make a delivery at 7:56:44 and then another at 7:56:52 when they’re a tenth of a mile apart.

Scanning several at their truck, then going through the neighborhood delivering them?

The USPS is the worst. Their tracking system goes down constantly, and they’re slower than molasses. If I could choose another carrier, I sure as hell wouldn’t pick the Post Office.

So, in order to avoid jeopardizing their contract, they knowingly falsify data in a way that Amazon, a technology company, can easily and obviously detect.

The mobile scanners have GPS, right? Seems like false deliveries would form an easily-detectable pattern if anyone within USPS was motivated to investigate.

Yup. The USPS delivery confirmations are shit.