And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

Because this is how we make America great again.

Clearly, Americans are not into gas station TV. Gas station owners who get a little ad revenue, however....

Kinda funny how he made no mention of political affiliation and you connected racism with your voting choice for Trump.

Oh, sorry, didn’t realize this was supposed to be a parody of an insecure Trump supporter.

He didn’t mention politics, period.

Raccoons can fly.

Do Americans still have laws against animal cruelty?

Yup, otherwise people would just find the steepest grade with wind at their back and hurl themselves down it. Two ways ensures it’s the car doing the record breaking, not the environment.

Its the rules of the world record

Lawyers. Probably.

Gropes women, blatantly lies, loves Russia...

Pfffttt That’s all that closed down your area? I’ve driven to and from work in worse conditions.*

I still remember the first time I got my Super Nintendo. But my favorite moment with the system was when Chrono Trigger came out and I pretended to be sick so my mom would let me stay home for two days from school, giving me a four day weekend to finish the game. It was at that point that I first discovered the…

Sound design is an underrated part of what brings a game alive. My husband works in TV and film, and he says it’s all about the audio: visuals distract but audio immerses. He’s not rapping against good visuals; he’s just saying that what creates the immersion is impeccable audio work.

For starters.

Radiation sickness isn’t contagious.

No, let’s be honest. A real president with a real cabinet and real advisors would know how to handle the situation.

Eh, they wouldn’t hit Boston. Well, that’s my bet anyway...

I had to worry about this stuff when I was a kid. No kids should have to deal with those feelings now, but thanks to a stupid percentage of the population of the US, they do.