David, beautiful truck. Can you tell us what you think about the mass resignations over at Deadspin and the stuff that precipitated it?

Both Dreamboat Annie and Little Queen are fucking stellar records, but pretty much everything beyond that is entirely forgettable. 

Styx above Aerosmith is going to wake up a lot of guys who should have died years ago from drinking a case of shitty beer a day but haven’t. Perhaps this will cause a stroke and we can be rid of them once and for all.

Yep. ‘Piano Man’ sucks

He barely counts as rock, except on maybe “You May Be Right.”

Needs U2 and REM somewhere on there, just to make everyone feel old as shit.

Maybe he just got out of the pool.

Autumnal Crisp Law: Anybody who writes about their enthusiasm for the fall will eventually use the word “crisp.” Sixteen sentences, and you know what, that’s actually pretty respectable of Drew. It’s usually way earlier. This was practically tantric levels of restraint.

pssshhh its not even that big

Great read!

Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

Joe Burrow Scouting Report

WELL LOOK AT MR. ROCKEFELLER WITH HIS TWO FUCKING BOXES OF CEREAL!

This is some extremely Arizona shit 

As much as I think this chop tradition is stupid, it has been mentioned that the Braves aren’t really ditching it. They just gave their fans something to do for years, then - and probably just for today’s game - asked fans to give it back. I think there’s a term for that.

I’ll always have my Beckett subscription to rely on.  Got a bullish feeling on my Jose Canseco Rated Rookie getting its value back.

Who says “acme” that isn’t Wile E. Coyote?

It’s been way too long since he rapped at us!

I came here to like this comment and realized I already did three years ago.

Your jokes suck.