I hope dipshit read this

Man I wish I had your gall

Fuck yeah happy birthday

Until then they could just duck for cover in his Tucker

The stop-short is a much better move than the ol let me crawl on top of you while I try to stick it in

Lol @esports

He got some cancer or something a while back and they kept him around I think

Go ahead man

Picture perfect

Huge car guy here. No need for those dorks at jalopnik to hack their way through a day at deadspin

I definitely would have crashed it before I ran out if gas. Surprised he kept er on the road and out of the backend of a pickup truck

Hey now!

Hey now

Hey now!

Where are you hiding Coo Coo Cal?

How many sections are there? Christie only takes up 3 of em you prolly only had about 12/1 odds

As a Minnesotan fuck new jersey

Dude half of those suck quit tryin to polish your turd

Phoenix still sucks dick tho

I correct people frequently?