Fake interview. Interview with the real skipper here:

It rubs the bumper on the wall or else it gets no points at all!

Two in the pink and one in the clink.

The engine reportedly stopped running when the oil turned back into a dinosaur and ran away.

Or you could have a Ferrari.

And what a glorious exit it would be.

A Dodge!

That's gross.

This is the same street they've been racing on for 25+ years. There are maybe 5 streets in the Valley that are the go-to spots when they head out to race. The police HAVE to know the spots.

How about fewer bullshit speed traps and instead have a few cruisers set up to stop it.

The biggest reason is that LA police care…

Not possible on California roads. Any follow space is instantly filled by a BMW.

I suspect you don't know anyone with a new Land Cruiser.

Today I pick 'sir.' But tomorrow you never know.

violating my rights is an outrageous act of tyranny.

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt?

It has more to do with people that live in the flyover states feel that the east and west coasts have too much influence.

It's ironic is what it is. I am 100% Chinese, though not born in the main land (Taiwan), but I understand culture and know the history (was pounded into my head with state propaganda disguised as education when I was a child).

Ruthless efficiency I would say. Maybe they'll get their country back once all the resources are extracted.

Don't forget honest bankers, a representative government and sweet sweet poutine