I was only 19 DUAN

I predict Seattle's 12th man gets the MVP.... which will be Peyton Manning's 2nd Superbowl MVP.

BabyDUAN! After a 5 hour delay due to Vegas' shaky healthcare system, the Coolwhhhip's brought a healthy 8 lb girl into the world today. She and Mom are doing great. Now it's on to her college fund, which is getting placed on the Broncos Sunday. Cheers!

Welp, okay then.

I grew up listening to mostly classic rock, including a lot of songs from this album, and I never realized until recently that the pillar had piss on it. Blew my mind that I had never noticed it before.

I was behind this guy driving home tonight. I have no idea how he fits a wife and 5 daughters in that truck.

I'm goin' corporate! Some guy from TSN contacted me after seeing some of the infographics and dumb sports content I'd made, and asked if I'd want to do freelance graphics for them. Occasional Deadspin commenter with stupid name Carrie Hunt & The Spoonerisms: Paid Employee Of Major Sports Network!

We expect a full report of Wagner getting liquored up and racing ten-year olds down the slide in Times Square.

I think tomorrow I'm going to write an in depth piece about my favorite samples in hip-hop. This song will be featured, even though the song it was sampled on is kind of shitty...

Their first song to hit the Top 40 and their only number one.

Driving across New Jersey can only mean one thing.

The NFL needs to do away with the Pro Bowl and replace it with a variation of ABC's Superteams competitions from the 70's. There would be no football played, just various events, track & field, whatever, but ending in the tug of war. Watch the clip. It's 5½ minutes of a 16 minute battle between the Pittsburgh Steelers…

The worst part about them is that they're a preview of the time between the Super Bowl and March Madness, which I imagine is the time of year it is eternally in Hell.

She came along to me.

Always loved this bit. I feel like it should be required viewing for Deadspin readers. Leave it to George to point out the huge yet somehow subtle differences in two things.

Yes! 10,000,000 times yes! This whole album is just so great. I'm 32, and every time I hear Younger Us it makes me tear up thinking about the bands my friends & I used to listen to and watch in middle and high school - that youthcrew, sing-along era that was so great.

Thanks for being all depressive DUAN. Now cheer up and watch Michael Bolton sing.

yeah, F Carmelo

THANK YOU BASED GOD.