What a great song by The Wallflowers, Josephine.

The starboard wall of a commercial freighter blown onto the course from the bay.

It is the largest upset in Women’s World Cup history, going by FIFA ranking.

So Rosencrans gets a response that’s equal parts guilt & stern.

and thanks to everyone who sent in pictures.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Yup, these are his readers.

It'd be nice if they'd retire 'sucking their own dick'. Not because it's annoying or anything, but just because I want to know what the plaque would look like in Monument Park.

I think he just ethered the English language

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?"

Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

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