Do you watch baseball?

he had a career on base percentage of .419. when he retired, the last player to retire with an OBP at least that high was Mickey goddamn Mantle.

I dont think I am going too far with what I about to say, but....

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough:

It's Tuesday night. There will be sports.

DUET DUAN

All aboard the Setzer train! Love everything about his guitar work. Also, I want a Gretsch but I need money. Gah.

My mother (who is also awesome) came over from Korea in the early 1970s, and speaks moderately decent English. She still struggles at times, but has a good spirit about it, so I know exactly what you mean. I was home visiting a few years back and we were driving, don't remember what we were listening to, but she turns…

In honor of my mom, who is awesome. Both my parents were born in China, but unlike my dad, her English remains only so-so to this day. But it often makes for some hilariousness, such as when she heard this song on the radio a few months ago and said, "This is Pink Panther, right?"

Gotta be the best DUAN soundtrack of all time.

Sometimes people be listening.

The Replacements - Within Your Reach

Footrace Between Drunk Bears, Fans Ends Exactly As It Should

While a sad Johnson is telling, everyone knows that you can't beat a sore one.

DUAN' America:

Oldie but a goodie:

His nose sorta looks like the Buddha if you squint

Now, this is an absurdity, and must've been even in its day. Who the hell leads the league in both interceptions and passing yards during his career?

In an incredible display of team unity, the entire defense followed Kubiak's lead and collapsed in the second half.