There are fewer more distressing sights than that of an Englishman in a baseball cap.

Malt Liquor DUAN

No, but I believe he had "Closing Time" by Matchbox 20. He probably couldn't name a Bob Dylan song. Styx, on the other hand....

I did have today off, and I absolutely squandered it 100%. But I did have the self-control to masturbate only once.

The other day I was going through a friend's music library and he had "Bittersweet Symphony" as being by Oasis. It probably shouldn't have bothered me, but it did, so here's another Verve song to put my soul at ease.

The hardest working pair of pants in baseball. God damn those were tight.

I was feeling pretty optimistic after they signed Abreu, but after they re-signed the rotting corpse of Paul Konerko, I'm seriously concerned.

Neko's voice is way too good for her to be doing backing vocals for the New Pornographers. Not that she's not great in that role.

Gretsches are sexy.

After being pissed off at hearing so much Christmas music before Thanksgiving, I'm turning in my Grinch card today. Fuck me, this is a good song.

Variations on a theme.

I love this song, and I love the Replacements, but good Christ, the drum machine is annoying on this song.

Totally agree about Chick-fil-a. I live out of Chick-fil-a range, so I had always poo-pooed their politics from afar without having ever gone there. But goddamn, if there's a reason to line the pockets of some homophobic prick, it's that spicy chicken.

In baseball, the difference in strikeouts is partly due to the fact that the visiting team doesn't have to pitch in the 9th inning about half the time. That makes the difference in walks a little more pronounced then.

But who's the real winner? Instead of $20,000, Bennett's taking in 1.068 mil per make right now.

But who's the real winner? Instead of $20,000, he's taking in 1.068 mil per make right now.

Is it still a guilty pleasure if I openly love this song?

Minnesota has definitely pumped out more of my favorite music per capita than any other state, starting with this:

She looks pretty good for 9 kids.

I don't want to rub salt in your wound, but I drove 3 hours to Omaha to see them play Too Far To Care in its entirety, and it was incredible. Maybe the best concert I've ever been to.