Did Ollie and that other Asian Allsafe guy die in the previous reality? 

Drove across the USA in October, why the fuck does every gas station make us enter a ZIP code? It was only at gas stations, we just said fuck it and kept pre-paying for $40 of gas at a time

There is only one place I go to that is cash only (wink, wink)

Not sure where you live (rural USA?) but it’s pretty rare to find someplace that doesn’t do the tap.

Visa/Mastercard/American Express all have fraud protection, you simply call them and say hey I didn’t make that purchase, funds are reversed. Not sure why people worry so much why they aren’t liable for someone stealing their credit card info.

Couldn’t they just introduce a night time mode like smartphones have

Except they have to sell those cars with a broken/near burnt out screen

Problem is it isn’t dark enough, just a grey and cloudy/rainy morning

Just bought a 2014 Accord with auto headlights, the problem is in dark and grey rainy weather they don’t turn on.

There should be a federal law mandating HVAC controls be knobs/switches, I get the infotainment screen for your audio sources but I don’t want menus to configure my temperature, it should also be a button away from changing.

Buttons on the steering wheel seem like a good solution, I just bought a car with them and it feels like I’m in the future.

As the owner of a 5 year old Honda (who just upgraded from a 16 year old Honda) I’m thankful the Sport trim still comes with regular buttons instead of the dual screens. 1 screen is more than enough.

Can’t go wrong with a good Dr Pepper

At least Pepsi tastes like cola, whereas Coke has a flat aftertaste 

Are you suggesting a group of white men, who are deep into the political world, backed the leader of the their states. That almost sounds like some sort of deep state...

When your revving the engines trying to get up large hills, you’re not going to get that 200 miles of estimated range anymore.

“Not only do religions like Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, not only do they lead people away from the true God, they lead people to an eternity of separation from God in hell.”- LOL, you idiots are all believing in the WRONG God, for it is only MY God that is the correct God, how can you not see that?

Lol @ overpriced Fords and Chevrolets 

Ford/GM/FCA are the bottom of my list, Nissan is only slightly above them. Honda/Toyota reliability/resale/cheap & available parts still win everytime.

Park it in a garage and lock the door, fucking hideous