80mph in a school zone doesn’t justify racing? just because the idiot didn’t make it to 5th gear only means he sucks at racing.

Not sure if serious...

Under $2K and it runs? Automatic NP.

I was about to comment how they would probably sell only 3 because nobody would buy a Land Cruiser with 2 000 horsepower and a price tag of around half a million (maybe? probably more...), then I remembered.

The UAE exists.

So this is actually a pretty sound business case.

Toyota, if you put it into production, we will love you forever and no one will call you boring ever again. Promise.

It’s a Camry, it will never be cool.

THAT’S how the current Challenger should look. JUST. LIKE. THAT.

Because it’s a boxy wagon-type thing that evokes nostalgia while also providing a twin-turbo V6 putting out 365hp in a world of 4 cylinder crossovers?

The flex is bigger than the explorer. With the seats down you can fit a twin mattress in the back.

I guess the idea was that screaming kids in the back would drown out the creaks and rattles?

The average person doesn’t like it. Thus, it is beautiful to Jalopnik.

Lowering a 111 (when new) hp car, is like Uncle Jed putting roman columns in front of his double-wide — looks cool but why?

For every rich man there are five hundred poor,
and were it not for the firm arm of the civil magistrate,
he would sleep every night insecure.

Incentive: a thing that motivates or encourages one to do something.

• Lightning doesn’t strike three times
  

Oops, didn’t see the poll before I commented. How about, “When I saw the price, I bolted.”?

This Lightning has lost its thunder.

Right? How many vehicles of any type are worth $17K with this many miles?

I know the price is too high. I know the mileage is too high. I know the bed is worthless.

No words needed.