Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

Don’t be jealous, Mr. Trump. Not everyone can look like this:

I can think of a couple enterprising men with near-billion dollar brands of their own that can dress circles around Frump’s garb.