All of these situations are life-or-death—including “annoyingly terrible social structures.”

Every time I click on a link to a Variety article that quotes producers I forget for a minute that it’s not parody, that there are actual humans whose words are quoted there.

Like this gem: “Aronson said he was surprised that the reviews for the film weren’t stronger.“I was shocked and still am,” said Aronson. “It’s…

That is pretty much the description of Autism Speaks. It says a lot when drumpf is besties with the founder of it. And he certainly hasn’t distanced himself from the antivaxxer, blame autism on vaccines bullshit. He made the rounds at the same time Deniro was. In fact, I would bet that is why drumpf is pushing the…

You obviously don’t know how sex works. See, if a man is in close proximity to a woman who is not his wife and he is alone, then some dangerous things start happening. First, the woman’s vagina starts emitting pheromones designed to activate the Devil Center of the man’s brain. The Devil Center picks up on these…

The problem is the dress code, as has been pointed out dozens of times above and in ongoing conversations about school and corporate dress codes. Dress codes for children are overwhelmingly harsh and sexualizing towards girls’ bodies and dress in a way they aren’t of boys, and tend to prohibit the most comfortable and…

I’m disappointed, Jezebel community. You don’t need to be outraged, but can’t we see the vileness of taking aside 2 children wearing leggings and telling them to “cover up”? Wtf? Did United airport security have nothing better to do? They could have been eyeballing crowds for suspicious behavior, or at least made sure…

He famously went after Princess Di after her divorce.

If marrying him would prevent him from running as POTUS in the future, then her sacrifice will not be forgotten.

“In today’s episode of White Trash Wrap Up, who wore it better?”

I didn’t know about it.

Has anyone else noticed an uptick in the volley of anti-Diana propaganda from the royal family lately or is that just me? If they’re trying to portray Diana as a villain to make the Queen Consort Camilla thing more palatable, it is not going to work. Diana is single-handedly responsible for turning the tide of public…

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

“It was William’s choice to go away, but make no mistake Kate wears the trousers in their marriage, and she won’t be happy with William’s antics. She thought his partying days and larking around with the boys was a thing of the past. I imagine she’ll find this humiliating and William will have come in for a pasting.”

 I think you don’t understand. It isn’t actually that they don’t want trans people peeing in certain bathrooms, it is that they secretly wish trans people didn’t exist at all

I may be wrong, but doesn’t Versailles get way more visitors than any of the royal residences...so much more that it can’t be chalked up to it simply being open more often.

There is literally no proof anyone killed her daughter, let alone Casey Anthony did. There is zero proof of choloroform (nor would she had the means to get it or make it). There is zero proof Caylee was ever drugged. There is zero proof Caylee had duct tape wrapped over her mouth. If you believe any of this, you need…

I was just recommending this book in another post. http://thegirlswhowentaway.com/ it’s a book of interviews with women that were sent to similar houses here in the US when they were pregnant girls pre-Roe. The stories are truly heart breaking. All of these women gave kids away and the process was terrible and left…

Actually, my first thought was that forced-birthers will LOVE this, because it gets back to one of their favorite hobbies - stealing children from underprivileged women and handing them to good white Christian families (for a hefty adoption fee, of course!) to raise. Pre-Roe, it was much easier to pressure terrified…

I’ve heard that a loosely tailored suit can be an old-money kind of look, but his new-money status makes me think he’s just too egotistical to believe that his suits look shitty on him. But man, I drive past this massive African-American “Bible Church” every Sunday, and even though though most of the congregants…