Some might say GM and Ford have always been rivals.

This is the series the Dubs need Kevin Durant. Throughout their 5-year run, they’ve only faced 3 elite wings (who happen to be the top-3 players on Earth). Incidentally one of those wings now play for them, another one they injured while he was dominating them (and now they’re facing him again), and we all know who…

they tried to track where the lsd came from, but they ended up tracking gentrification instead. 

Every sauce nerd in this thread: shut up. Just shut the hell up. If there was a way to reply to all of you en masse, I would. But I can’t, so OP it is. I don’t want to hear one fucking word about how mew mew mew, pasta sauce is so easy to make, my version is fast and better and healthy, mew mew mew.

Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

You just described all TGC games

Dj Shadow - Endtroducing

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Rumor has it that ownership will also be charging season ticket holders extra to sit in the cutting-edge Caesarean Section.

The metal detectors are also so no one smuggles in a trombone and plays the sad trombone sound when someone misses a word

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Trump wouldn’t turn down a white Russian though.

Martell Webster, Alan Anderson, and Ian Mahinmi would disagree.

Respectfully disagree.

Of course I did, honey. Everyone knows that. Now what was your name again?

-Pat Summit