I think for the average driver losing the backend is most likely to happen on a highway on ramp in sneaky slick conditions.

“I don’t like what goes on in Bed, Bath & Beyond so you know what? I don’t go into Bed, Bath & Beyond.”

You have to factor in that up until 200 yards before the exit the driver was in the left lane with 15 cars stacked up behind him, swerved right between a bus and a semi to just make the exit while spitting the shrapnel of a Primanti’s Hot Sausage and Cheese all over the dash as he screamed at the radio while his…

This is better

‘Jordan, Jordan......Jordan’

Declaring martial law more or less throws the Constitution in the garbage. I think it’s safe to say that if any President tried to declare country wide martial law without an overwhelmingly legitimate reason the order would be ignored as illegal by the senior leadership of the armed forces. He may be the CinC but…

I meant terrifying in terms of social agenda more than nuking someone over a tweet but yes I think Pence is more terrifying, he has terrible ideas he firmly believes in.

The military will always be on the people’s side but I know that’s not really what you meant. The military is known as a bastion of Republican thinking and ideals and in my experience that’s a pretty accurate overall assessment. This is the 5th president to be elected since I was commisioned and in talking to peers…

Is that an Illinois Nazi? ‘Cause I hate Illinois Nazis.

I apologize on behalf of the (what might surprise you) huge number of military officers who didn’t vote for this imbecile and are horrified by him and his actually more terrifying sideclown.