If you are already married, be cheap, you ain’t getting any anyways.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Nice vid. Very Buzzfeedian. My simple restaurant rules:

Brutaler.

Enjoy:

I’m glad there’s no video or audio clip or something in this article that shows people who may not have played the game what you’re talking about.

That runny undercooked chicken snot is what I live (and will ultimately die) for.

Biased in favor of... facts?

Pepperidge Farm remembers..

You are absolutely doing this right. I would like to add to this; “Grows new hair and fingernails to replace older versions”. I think that’s so fucking hot.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“he didn’t mention just exactly how they could have gotten on a man’s fine beard in the first place.”

Reminds me somewhat of this one here. ;-)

Big whup, I've been bonding composite aircraft for over thirty years now, give me a contract.

Nobody in their right mind would let this woman teach students under 18. She needs to give up that dream like yesterday

Hey! 99% of Harley's are still on the road!

Ducati needs to do the same thing in the US and make it available to only American citizens.

Fair enough. But as a member of the human species I'm biased to advocate to a equilibrium that allows for our survival :)