Fuck the hatchback.

After reading the article, it sounds like it can’t.

I know I’m just piling on comments that are similar, but the fact that the sole transmission is a CVT is truly depressing. I’ll even say, in some cars, a CVT is fine. It’s a whatever option for many people in many types of cars. But I don’t see them as viable options for performance cars.

Get out of here with your facts! How dare you point out how many people here want automakers to make low volume vehicles they’ll never buy new!

Holy shit I’ve never felt so personally attacked before

Why would you want this to America? I live in Japan and I don’t want it here!! Another car for family dads who feel like they’ve lost both of their testicles the day their wife gave birth to a small human looking thing and who want to feel like they still have it, somehow, because STI?? Is that what you want on your…

“I’m not kidding about how obsessed enthusiasts are with Subaru wagons. When I asked Jalopnik readers on our Instagram and Facebook group what they wanted from Subaru or if they had any questions for the automaker, an astounding majority asked about the Levorg.”

Putting an “STI” badge on something with a CVT makes baby Jesus cry.

I get overly-angry every time I see them including “gas savings” as lowering the price of the car. THAT’S NOT THIS WORKS! THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

The base Volvo Polestar 2 has its Fed tax credits and costs no more than this bare bones Model 3 (doesn’t even have power steering. Yukkk!!) with cloth (!) seats. So what moron would buy the Model 3 base rather than the Polestar 2 base?  You would have to be an idiot.

Q4 2020

(I also don’t see Jeep on the least reliable list. Definitely fake news.)

how do we know he’s lying though? after the Smollett thing i’m ready to at least her Fairfax out.

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

some people kept trying to justify his lying by saying that maybe he was trying to do a social experiment to expode the CPD’s incompetence. lol NOPE HE JUST WANTED MORE MONEY AT HIS JOB.

lmfaoooooooo

Your bullshit detector didn’t go off when you heard this story? There were red flags everywhere. It just didn’t make a lot of sense. 

You didn’t see “Morning Joe” today.  Believe me, they were talking about that white-nationalist shitheel and Trump’s encouragement of the behavior a LOT.

Next time we could all do well to wait until facts come out before rushing to judgement. Facts are important. 

He turned himself in. Turns out being an asshole nosy neighbor isn't illegal.