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Fight Club is better than [insert good movie here]?

Fight Club is better than [insert good movie here]?

PBS Newshour or GTFO.

PBS Newshour or GTFO.

Fair, but by that measure, where it the backlash against The Departed, because that winning Best Picture was no less ludicrous?

Fair, but by that measure, where it the backlash against The Departed, because that winning Best Picture was no less ludicrous?

No, only if you enjoy them ironically. Or ironically enjoy them ironically. Or ironically enjoy ironically enjoying them ironically.

No, only if you enjoy them ironically. Or ironically enjoy them ironically. Or ironically enjoy ironically enjoying them ironically.

Pretty sure he got hired at Grantland.

Pretty sure he got hired at Grantland.

Again, who is actually making that claim? I see plenty of people ascribing that view to others in order to make their dismissal of this (and other) films appear authoritative, but it's almost always part of the predictable backlash that accompanies almost every film that's even slightly overrated. It's a 7/7.5 that…

Again, who is actually making that claim? I see plenty of people ascribing that view to others in order to make their dismissal of this (and other) films appear authoritative, but it's almost always part of the predictable backlash that accompanies almost every film that's even slightly overrated. It's a 7/7.5 that…

"Wholly unlike The Dark Knight Rises, I was shocked at how easily I went along with even the most outlandish and even downright silly plot twists and whatnot. But the characters were so wonderfully drawn and the story ended up being really touching and relatable in the end, that I was willing to go along with it."

"Wholly unlike The Dark Knight Rises, I was shocked at how easily I went along with even the most outlandish and even downright silly plot twists and whatnot. But the characters were so wonderfully drawn and the story ended up being really touching and relatable in the end, that I was willing to go along with it."

What does that even mean though? I mean outside of a few films each year, and sometimes that's a stretch, almost every film is essentially minor. What's objectionable about simply being enjoyable to watch?

What does that even mean though? I mean outside of a few films each year, and sometimes that's a stretch, almost every film is essentially minor. What's objectionable about simply being enjoyable to watch?

What? You think Willard "Mitt" Romney is smooth? Romney is the opposite…. oh, I see what you did there.

What? You think Willard "Mitt" Romney is smooth? Romney is the opposite…. oh, I see what you did there.

Tagline for almost every movie starring John Cusack.