I found myself explaining to a random person on Facebook today how life post hurricane works. I only volunteered because he was from New Mexico and I assume he didn’t know diddly squat about them. My many experiences are tempered by the fact that I live in Florida and while it’s pretty tough to drive out pre storm due…

Ugh I liked Salem’s fakeness... it added to the cheesy humor in the most late 90's way possible.

That robot cat was fucking hilarious

If you were writing a mystery about this Anonymous letter, the selection of Jared and Ivanka to locate the author would be the perfect set-up for the twist at the very end.

Well everyone knows that white kids in good neighborhoods never shoplift, right?

And the fucking gaslighting - “look what you made me do.”

Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is 11 years old. ELEVEN. YEARS. OLD. Were you in fear of your life, tough guy, from an ELEVEN YEAR OLD?! You felt the need to tase this CHILD because you suspected her of shoplifting, despite the fact that large chains like Krogers have petty theft losses like this built into…

When my dad walked among us, he used to longingly examine produce in the grocery store and say things like “you’re looking good and coming home with me tonight!”

Did some random word generator create this comment?

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

Could be worse:

He was visibly digging in while she kept trying to pull away. He knew.

Trump is tweeting to his base, not Sessions. His goal is to discredit the investigation in their eyes.

This idea that women shouldn’t have sex if they don’t want to get pregnant, and that we have an obligation to carry a pregnancy to term, is so ridiculous and morally repugnant in a free society.

Let’s say his argument is true, and that a fetus has human rights. Let’s go with that for a second.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Brad Pitt’s so good at the game that he cheats on Aniston but Angelina’s the bad guy, and the FBI is called about an incident with the oldest son and Angelina’s the bad guy, and now she’s divorcing him because of whatever went so wrong between them so she’s the bad guy, and he’s admitted to having substance abuse…

Rob Lowe certainly has a point, and anyone who’s read one of his books (they are great dishy beach reads for old Hollywood fans) knows he does hold great affection and an encyclopedic memory for Old Hollywood.

If I don’t know the number, I don’t pick up. If it’s a legit call and they don’t leave a voicemail with a call back then I don’t care.

Hmm, the idea of rich old white guys with no experience and no accountability secretly running the government seems unlikely to me.

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