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Reporter’s husband gets sexy pic from woman-husband-is-cheating-with. Reporter finds out, gets copy of sexy pic of woman-husband-is-cheating-with. Reporter uses the NY effen Times to call woman-husband-is-cheating-with fat with ugly vag.

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

Julia Roberts can spend the rest of her life posting photos of herself wearing t-shirts with messages on them, but they only make me remember the OG t-shirt:

Yeah, we know. Trump was elected because racist people want to keep being racist and celebrate racist people.

Guys, he only abused one child. Like, he could have abused so many more but didn’t. He’s practically a hero.

“I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.” Well, of course she did. When Kim Kardashian used a snake emoji to describe Taylor Swift, it certainly looked like music studios would no longer allow Swift to make millions and millions of dollars for them. (It is a common

I don’t know you and I have no right to weigh in on your life. HOWEVER.

The guy who helped you cheat on your husband is giving you grief for being a cheater? Run! You have jumped from one frying pan into another.

A Vicki Lewis impersonator.

This is the REAL story here- why is he getting a pass for this? If he called Oprah “Aunt Jamima” that wouldn’t fly

That is the strongest statement that I have EVER seen a business put out, especially considering they are a sporting goods store which ties directly into the outdoors culture. This made me tear up. I’m sure they’ve run the numbers and realized just how devastating this statement could be, but they did it anyway. What

Hey fuck face, Indiana is a 30 minute drive to Chicago, with lax gun laws. People go there, buy guns, and bring them to chicago. This is not hard to understand.

Jesus fucking christ...I must be a stupid libtard snowflake, because I’m triggered by that picture. I have a visceral reaction to seeing his stupid pursed lips and squinty eyes and the thing he does with his hand for emphasis makes it even worse. I may hate him more than anyone else I don’t know personally.

I technically can afford a new car. I just choose not too. That is why I can afford a new car.

Oh he ded.

No, Mike Pence’s stupid rule dehumanizes and objectifies women just as much, while also working to deny women equal career opportunities as men. Mike Pence and grab-ass men are two sides of the same coin.

Mike Pence does not have it right about any single goddamn thing in this world and the idea that his “rule” would prevent sexual harassment/assault is fucking wrong.

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