Sit by the fire, my child, and let me tell you the terrible tales of the great taco famine of aught six.

You’re either a pathetic troll using an article about a kid getting raped to say something disgusting so you can get some negative attention, or you’re a sincere dipshit who is using an article about a kid getting raped to say something disgusting.

BEST.

This is perhaps the hottest of takes

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

He did make a good point later on about Cooper being glue.

When he said all he knew about this guy was that he’d be taking on this financial burden for him I wanted to scream. What you know is that your daughter’s mother loves this man, that she plans to make a life with him, that he’s been there for your child, that she trusts him enough to make him this child’s legal…

Raising children is inexplicitly hard. Imagine how hard it must be to have all these burdens AND have your children live with you full-time as a single parent. I’d love to read an article by your ex to hear about her trials as a single mother raising 3 children on one income, how she manages childcare issues, making…

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

I expected this thread to be populated by this:

I disagree. There’s too much of this ‘all or nothing’ in relationships, and it leads to a lot of unrealistic expectations and unneeded broken hearts and often-times divorces when it comes to marriages. It is completely natural to be attracted to other people if you’re in a relationship. Acting on those impulses is the…

i understand nothing and will vote on everything anyway and then go to the comments and tell everyone that they are wrong

What are white supremacists? What is anything? What is life? Is this hair? What is hair? Am I Republican? What’s a Republican, even? I don’t know. Give me a list of people with hair who are Republicans and I’ll research it and let you know.

Just had to say how much I loved having a 99.9% Kardashian free Dirt Bag!

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Who has to fuck the goat?

This is just like this scene from the first Jurassic Park.

Or he could grow it out and use it to cover his face.