Good read.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

I blame participation trophies.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

This wasn’t even the most excruciating press conference in the past two days.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

She should Sioux!

My heart literally skipped a beat.

At least he’s got that Sandlot residual money to fall back on.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

This article is what happens when Trump doesn’t tweet for 24 hours. Sad!

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

Wilbon is not a Skins homer.

Also- I’ll own this one. Total Poe’s law. I (mistakenly) thought people would get this is satire, especially given he DID slide. Next time I’ll be more extreme/obvious about it.

Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

woah there Javert