I’d like to know what Arya would say if she found out Melisandre is the only reason Jon Snow is alive today.

My only question about the crypts is: how close does the Night King have to be to reanimate someone? Can he just raise his arms and bring Lyanna Stark crawling out of her tomb?

Presumably somewhere in the Bran Stark Mental Rolodex is the method men used to beat back the White Walkers the first time around. If I were the NK, I’d want to get rid of that memory ASAP.

I don’t know where he’d keep giant’s breast milk fresh (although it’s cold everywhere now, so)... but I refuse to believe it wasn’t giant’s breast milk that Tormund was slopping all over his beard.

I have a very strong desire to travel to Europe for this exact reason: there’s so much history that is so much older than what we have in the U.S. It’s not to say we don’t have some beautiful architecture here, but I truly can’t imagine standing in front of something that has been around since the Roman Empire.

The Red Wedding is a rough watch, to be sure, but at least it’s a crucial part of the plot. It lets readers/viewers know that the Ned beheading wasn’t just some fluke, this shit is for real and ANYONE can go. Shireen’s death was just needlessly cruel — hardly the only element in S5 that turned out that way, for no…

The problem with this idea of slightly greasing the skids to provide the wanted result is that, if it had always been in place, there would BE no Duke to hate on. It would just be John Wooden’s great-great-grandson winning UCLA championships until the end of time. Because before 1989, pretty much no one in America…

I’ve probably rewatched this scene the most. And no matter how many times it’s been, every time Dany calls out to the Unsullied and everyone’s heads snap as she speaks clear, fluent Valyrian — well, everyone except dumbass Kraznyz — the hair on the back of my neck stands up.

“There’s the burning of Shireen Baratheon in season five...”

Here’s hoping the next job for the person who wrote that note doesn’t involve spelling.

I fail to see how it’s f*cked up that Zoe Saldana’s ethnicity is somehow slighted by playing a character WHO IS GREEN IN THE COMIC BOOKS. Good Gawd, AVClub.

Maybe he finally realized that the entire immigration section of the speech was basically his version of Ali Siddiq’s “Mexicans got on boots” bit.

Thanks, I usually come here for career advice. Especially from people who don’t capitalize the first letter of a sentence. I hear that looks really good on a resumé.

If he can put out a new record that doesn’t include any barking, I’ll consider that a success. But if I’m being honest, I have woeful visions of an album cover with him dressed as M’Baku from Black Panther. And nobody wants that.

YEEZY: Watch the throne...
YEEZY [under his breath]: ...’cause I’mma try and take it back via the civil court system!

“...from the Necronomicon to would-be Benicio Del Toro blockbusters.”

Is there anything ESPN loves more than ESPN/athlete beef? Derek Carr just gave them three free days’ worth of programming because he inexplicably views First Take as a serious program and not an active dumpster fire.

That is correct. Smart people only tailgate Jesus 4 a mile or two, not for life.

This is pretty douchey, but it really is pretty amazing to see just how angry people behind you get if you simply obey the law and ACTUALLY STOP at a stop sign. I’m not even talking the drivers-ed “3-second stop.” I’m talking about getting the car down to zero mph for less than a second. Motherf*ckers lose their minds.

Half the reason I pass people is to reach that lovely motorist oasis.